When is Earth Day again?
Posted by Gigi on February 23, 2007 · Leave a Comment
I just used my 1000th roll of paper towels today!! Where are the balloons, and confetti and congratulatory host?
Okay really, I think I am single handedly destroying the planet. Let’s totally put aside the vast amount of diapers we are using now that the boys are going through about 20 diapers a day, but I just can’t get down with this organic movement. Well, I can with the whole milk thing cause I really don’t want Avery to be rocking a bra in the second grade, and have a need for a tampon change right before naptime, but in the whole cleaning product department I am so anti something natural. I have this obsession with rubbing alcohol, bleach and all products that are considered unholy by the green people.
It must be the whole being raised by a germaphobe mother or something but I am completely convinced that if the mere scent of a product does not cause my eyes to tear or the smell fails to make me feel like I am going to pass out it is not clean. Sure I could be causing serious brain damage to my children and destroying the very planet that we should be nourishing, but really isn’t that a small price to pay for whiter whites and a pleasant shade of blue suds in my toliet?
(BTW: Product endorsement moment: you ever see Spot Shot in the store? This carpet cleaner is so toxic even its BOTTLE looks like it is out of a 1930s commercial but this can remove ANY kind of stain imaginable. Sure your next baby may have eight heads but really people we are talking CLEAN carpets here…PRIORITIZE.)
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